Things I wish my mom had told me:
- To play DS games on a 3DS without it looking like a blurry mess, press select while booting up a game. That will shrink the game down to it’s original resolution.
fun things to say when you’re having sex:
- HARMONIZE WITH ME MAGGOT
- my rubber fingers get in there deep
- hOLY MOTHER TERESA ON A MERCEDES BENZ
- why go to five or six stores when you can go to just one
- the kids are making a fUCKin mess
- selling is service and service is selling
- doN’T DO THAT
- who let spiderman in the house
- TINK TINK
attractive privilege is real
Reasons to be a mermaid;
- No pants.
- No periods.
- Perfect hair.
- You can lure men to their death.
- Free clam bra.
Side note: Shoppers, please put back the stuff where you found it. Pic 1 is ridiculous.
this needs to be in every art history books in 10 years