Mostly Homestuck, various text posts.
IT’S LIKE HUSSIE IS HANDING US ALL CANDY AND PATTING US ON THE HEAD SAYING “THERE YOU GO, SWEETHEARTS, THIS IS FOR BEING SO GOOD WHILE DADDY WAS AWAY!”
if the homestuck fandom applied their observational skills to school or work instead of a webcomic they would all be extremely successful in life i have never seen such a large group of people able to pick up tiny tiny details and loopholes in a plot ever before holy shit
if this is true…i’m running away to neverland
THAT IS NOT THE FULL STORY.
It was also because everyone found out his real name. Disney doesn’t like when that happens. If someone were to go up to one of the actors and call them by their real name in front of little kids, it could end up ruining the magic for them. And his name ended up everywhere. That is why he had to leave.
AND HE IS FINE. HE STILL LOVES DISNEYLAND.
HE LOVED WORKING AT DISNEYLAND AND HE STILL VISITS THERE OFTEN.
I think that Plumbthroat is the most misunderstood Squiddle, especially by the fandom.
I mean, not only was he the first Squiddle to harness the power of friendship, he saved Berryboo from the seaweed trench in episode 13, season 5
however, people are just like “aww, poor petite Princess Berryboo” when actually it was her own stupidity that led her to become entangled in the trench, for not listening to her mother, and Plumbthroat had to risk his life to save her, and he didn’t even get a medal of friendship.
He’s just seen as some shallow squiddle who can’t do anything but cry and get stuck in things and always needs his friends to bail him out and that bothers me
Wasn’t it Plumbthroat’s fault Princess Berryboo went to the trench anyway? If it hadn’t been for him telling her that Kiwimari was waiting for her then Berryboo wouldn’t have gone in the first place.
But I guess you can say she deserved it for not inviting Plumbthroat to her party. That was pretty rude.
I just want to know why nobody’s talking about the two cartoon squids fucking in the upper right hand corner of this image.
they aren’t fucking they are tangle buddies you uncivilized doodoohead
god have you even watched the show
a homestuck au where they never play sburbs and dave becomes a paleontologist and grows apart from his friend online in fact all the kids grow apart and lead very successful lives and feel sort of empty inside despite their success
Would have been his first on-site excavation in college or something and then he tweets it with some lame hashtag like “#idigit” and i cry myself to sleep until i’m sixty
(for hsph friends and anon who keeps nagging me about upd8 art here u go)
DEAD SHIT OGLER
im afraid my online friends are gonna meet me in person and be like “oh”
humanstuck au where sollux and aradia are voted best couple every year in highschool
even after aradia dies in a car accident in their junior year
i hate you
I’m sorry but:
why did you do the thing
JOHN AND DAVE MEETING
BUT YOU KNOW SOMETHING BAD IS GOING TO HAPPEN
He is not laughing because he saw his funny photos
Hes in hysterics
Like the whole talking about the dead things made him realize that he could have lived a regular life
He could have been a paleontologist
But he started this game instead and now everything is ruined
He will never get his life back
He will never see his family again
He is in no way shape or form happy at this moment
THANK
